[a strangled yell]

I--I---

S-someone--I think I'm really sick! Or--or I'm seeing things! Or...

[clears his throat and takes a few deep breaths, then speaks a little more calmly...though his voice is still shaking]

Can someone...please tell me why I'm...pink?

[a young man's voice, very confused and a bit scared]

This…isn’t basketball practice. Hello, is anyone there? Where am I…? G-Gabriella? This is really weird…

Hey, can anyone tell me what’s going on? I was on my way to practice, and then… Anybody? Please? I-I really have to get home!

This has got to be some really weird dream...